once again you outdid myself…

I personally hope he makes it. I’ve been there and its amazing how deep in the hole you become. When you can’t see any light the is no point to living. He was very fortunate that his family helped him.

I hope he makes it as a cyclist.

“Crack is a hellofa drug”

This will probably be the last time this blog is used. And it’s because of people like cokat here, who are so completely idiotic they cannot understand when something as completely ridiculous and obviously satirical in nature, is a joke.

Congratulations, the world is worse off for having you in it, you stupid piece of crap. I know that spending your friday night searching through old blog posts is thrilling (hey look at me now), but please think before you say/do/write anything.

Who the heck (again, can’t curse for your delicate eyes) would actually think that if someone gets kicked off the team for bad behavior, its the team captain’s fault. Let alone when that person is Lance Armstrong.

People like you must watch the Colbert Report and think, “Jesus, we gotta do something about those bears!”

In case you did continue reading cokat, let me explain the premise. No one in this world has ever had bad things to say about Lance Armstrong. Lance Armstrong jokes are very similar to the number of his testicles: there’s just one (and its about the testicle). Every now and then it’s fun to completely ridicule this situation by pretending to attack him on completely ridiculous criteria. You know why? Because no one should have that type of burden placed on them. To be flawless, the definition of perseverance–no one should have to deal with that and take it 100% seriously.

The fact that Lance is making a come back this year and could very well lose makes something like this post all the more important. Sure it’s nice to have heroes, but its best to put things in perspective. I would sincerely hope that Lance Armstrong doesn’t believe all of the stuff we’ve come to believe about him. Because that would make him an arrogant jackass.

Much like someone like Chad, who as one above commenter pointed out, was incredibly talented but an irresponsible loser. As another commenter pointed out, he sat around all day annoying people for money. Everyone knows its Chad’s own fault for not succeeding. How you could turn this post into some sort of Rush Limbaugh wet dream is shocking.

Take care, and something entirely new is in the works, should I decide this is the end of poliology.

-Poliology